We're Not Laughing At You, We're Laughing With You

This week's thursday thunks are brought to you by Kimber, the color of doom, and the number 999.

1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do?
   cover my face
   
2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name?
   triceritops, we would keep it until it gets too big and call it tri-horn
   
3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why?
   wonder woman because she rocks
   
4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier...he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way....what'll be your defense?
   I am who I am
   
5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you're encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument...you grab the microphone and sing.....
   "all by myself"
   
6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?
   mr. brown from mr. brown can moo can you? because my last name is brown
   
7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in?
   curling
   
8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song?
   no, in fact most of them walked out and left during my song