Pointless Questions in 10 seconds...

This week's Thursday's Thunk questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of_______________ and the number__________.

1. Do you know how to french braid?
   yes
   
2. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh?
   yes, although that might make me a bad person
   
3. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are meowing - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing?
   meowing of course!  but more importantly, what are the foxes doing?
   
4. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win?
   most family members present at the reunion
   
5. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery & internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it?
   yes, I still need interaction with real people every now and then, besides, how would I scrapbook on the island
   
6. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop?
   48, is that a lot?
   
7. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose?
   I'd have to let you slam it into my face
   
8. Are you a pen stealer?
   no
   
9. A dude from China comes up and offers you german chocolate cake, french fries and a boston cream pie... what color is your car?
   metallic red
   
10. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which tv series season finale are you watching?
    the office, I'm watching it right now!